You Might Be a Tech if...

• you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
• after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
• you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
• you look for the undo command after making a mistake.
• you disdain people who use low baud rates.
• you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use.
• you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
• you see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs.
• you know without a doubt that diskettes come in five-and-a-quarter and three-and-a-half inch sizes.
• you are zen-like in your acceptance of users, realizing that there is no limit to the depths of cluelessness, and yet you help them anyway.